Me- “You’re so big…you’re not my baby anymore. You barely fit in my arms!”
Asher- “No I don’t. My legs are too long.”
Asher ate some cake & I saw some left on his plate.
Me- “Are you finished?”
Asher- “yes, I am.”
Me- “Can I have the rest?”
Ash- “yes, you may. I’m not going to cry about it….you can eat all of it.”
We had just finished bath time about an hour before this...
Asher (with a sad face)- "I went pee, mommy."
Me- "Ash, you need to not have an accident. You know how to get on the toilet by your self."
Asher- "alright, I’m sorry it won’t happen again….now I have to take another bath! (pause) I am filthy!"
Curt & I were playfully discussing something back & forth in the car
& from the back seat Asher says, “hey you guys, cool your jets!”
Asher to Uncle Dylan- “you’re treading on thin ice!”
Dylan- “Asher do you even know what that means?”
Asher- “Yes, it means I’m about to get a time out.”
While cutting Asher’s nails, one flies off and he says,
“there it goes, it flew off to Never Never Land!”
M: “Asher, if you eat this carrot with ranch dressing on it, I will tell daddy to bring you a lollipop.”
Asher- “um, no. I don’t want a lollipop.”
Me - “you mean to tell me you won’t eat this carrot for a lollipop? You’re crazy!”
Asher- “yes, I am crazy.”
Me- “Asher what are you doing?”
Asher- “I’m reading People Magazine.”
Me- “Ash, that magazine is not good reading for children (as I am taking it away).”
Asher- “are you kidding me?”
(yes, I decided that People Magazine will no longer be in our household!)
5 comments:
You're right. He's no longer a baby! I'll look forward to getting to know a little boy next month. The Gram.
Oops, today is "next month", March the first.
Oh, Chelsea, I wish I could "retract" my last sentence. Actually I do know what today is......... it's February 26th!
Duh. G.
hilarious! good idea to write all that down!
How freakin' funny! Kids say the best things!
HAHA!!! Love this. what a treasure of quotes you have there.
glad i could provide some inspiration via Colson.
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